Where would you rather be now?

Do you accept payments by credit card?

Are you happy?

Which is the largest TM you've ever worked with?

Do you talk in your sleep?

Have you ever interpreted/translated in an unexpected emergency situation?

What percentage of your new clients come from networking with other translators?

How many work related emails do you get a day?

Do you sing or play any musical instruments?

Weirdest place where you've ever worked on a translation:

How many custom macros do you use?

How many different passwords do you use?

What portion of a document have you lost at some time due to computer software/hardware problems?

Do you give pet names to your computers or other inanimate objects?

What parts of speech do you most frequently look up in the dictionary?

What % of the world's translators do you think know ProZ.com?

How do you schedule your vacation time?

Can you “turn off” and read (non-work) without subconsciously proofreading or re-translating it?

How long have you studied your source language (formal education)?

Things you do to freshen up your brain and continue translating

The oldest working translator/interpreter you know personally is between...

When do you edit/update your ProZ.com's profile?

What is the maximum number of projects you work on at any one time?

How old were you when you started learning your last working language?

What kind of chair are you sitting on at the moment?

Does your time zone affect your job?

Do you write fiction in your spare time?

Can you translate and think about other things at the same time?

"Traduttore traditore" do you agree?

Which is your partner's native language?

Would you be willing to pay USD 25 to watch recorded sessions of the Budapest conference?

Would you be willing to move to another country to do your job?

Who was your first client?

What describes best what you do?

Who played the greatest influence on you becoming a translator?

Have your average rates changed in the last 12 months?

What payment terms do you normally accept?

If you find that a job you've started on contains passages beyond your capabilities you:

How many languages do you speak fluently?

Would you accept projects outside your areas of specialization?

How do you handle jobs on subjects which go against your personal beliefs/ethics?

How soon after delivery do you bill your customer?

How much work do you typically have? (translating/interpreting)

Do you have a love-hate relationship with technology (computers, internet, CAT tools, etc.)?

Do you live in a country where your target language is widely spoken?

Do you prefer using CAT tools when translating?

What would you do if you were not a translator?

What would be the ideal symbol to represent all translators?

Who has the most interesting job in your household?

Do you trust the word count from your clients?