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Bogdan Honciuc
Romania
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Nu mi-am dat seama :blush:
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Claudia Serban 
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Mihai Badea (X)
Luxembourg
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| Mai comod, dar nu neapărat şi mai inteligent :-D | Nov 27, 2006 |
Saşa, Grişa & Ion, un nou filmuleţ de Igor Cobileanski.
N-are legătură cu traducerile, dar e simpatic.
[Edited at 2006-11-27 17:32]
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Florin Ular
Romania
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Florin Ular
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middleman gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is... See more Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middleman gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby
I have met this woman on the Internet.
We have exchanged photos and lies.
She says she wants my body.
Do you think she might be in the illegal body-part sales business?
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
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lucca
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
| Asians ... nuts | Nov 27, 2006 |
Culmea e ca nu m-am prins de prins de prima dată de jocul de cuvinte!
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Florin Ular
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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| A young ventriloquist | Nov 29, 2006 |
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being ... See more A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. It is because of you and your kind who continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor."
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little prick on your knee!  ▲ Collapse
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Marcela MF (X)
Itali
Local time: 15:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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| de râs, de plâns!? | Dec 28, 2006 |
Astăzi am primit acest e-mail. Este vorba despre "spamming", m-am săturat de aceste mailuri, majoritatea provin din Africa.... unii îmi cer să trimit bani pentru nişte firme, alţii să scriu unei agenţii din Londra etc
"HELLO,
I SAW YOUR PROFILE ON THE INTERNET AND I BELIEVED YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR ME, PLEASE LET ME KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BACKGROUND BECAUSE I AM SEEKING SOMEB... See more Astăzi am primit acest e-mail. Este vorba despre "spamming", m-am săturat de aceste mailuri, majoritatea provin din Africa.... unii îmi cer să trimit bani pentru nişte firme, alţii să scriu unei agenţii din Londra etc
"HELLO,
I SAW YOUR PROFILE ON THE INTERNET AND I BELIEVED YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR ME, PLEASE LET ME KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BACKGROUND BECAUSE I AM SEEKING SOMEBODY WHO WILL BE MY ADOPTED FATHER OR PARENTS.
I HAVE INCLUDED MY PHOTO FOR YOUR APRECIATION, I AM 17 YEARS OLD AND AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE PHOTO I AM NOT LOOKING SO BAD , PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY THROUGH MY E-MAIL ABOVE.
THANKS.
DIANE."
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| Tocmai am primit... | Feb 8, 2007 |
Italian Men
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
say the following
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come one lasta time.
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
say the following
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come one lasta time.
" You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic
places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'za talkin'
about a SEX? I'm justa tellin' my a friend here how to
spella 'Mississippi'."
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Elena Iercoşan
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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You bet I did!
Asta a fost taaare!
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Florin Ular
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Maria Diaconu
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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Maria Diaconu
Romania
Local time: 16:50
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
| Umor involuntar | Feb 10, 2007 |
Într-un text de tradus:
Some people are born with teeth that are more yellow than others.
Să încerc să nu traduc ad litteram...
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