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| De Sf. Valentin | Feb 14, 2007 |
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them. (Dumas)
... See more When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them. (Dumas)
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." (Henny Youngman)
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." (Patrick Murray)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Anonymous)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... (Anonymous)
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to." (Henny Youngman)
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." (Rodney Dangerfield)
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
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| | | | Maria Diaconu 
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
| Despre importanţa diacriticelor | Feb 20, 2007 |
Mergeam uşor pe Calea Victoriei, când îmi atrage atenţia un afiş mare, la un magazin de calculatoare: "O raţă cadou!"
De fapt, era "o rată cadou", un glumeţ matinal pusese virgula sub "t". Cred totuşi că mulţi ar fi preferat raţa. Pe varză
[Editat la 2007-02-21 14:03]
| | | | Bogdan Honciuc
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Romania hingga Bahasa Inggeris
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OvidiuKatz wrote:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
etc.
De Sf. Valentin, citate misogine?
Not funny.
| | | | Cristiana Coblis
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Ahli (2004)
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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Lucica Abil (X)
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Itali hingga Bahasa Romania
| Maria Diaconu
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
| Chiar că am râs! | Mar 6, 2007 |
Lucia, într-adevăr, filmuleţul e extrem de amuzant!
Mulţumesc pentru porţia bună de râs
| | | | Lucica Abil (X)
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Itali hingga Bahasa Romania
| lucca
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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Dialog la Oficiul pentru Plasarea Forţei de muncă:
- Bună ziua, vreau şi eu un loc de muncă.
- Avem ceva foarte bine plătit, dar e mult de lucru.
- Nu, mulţumesc. Dacă am bani, ii dau pe băutură.
- Atunci, avem un loc în care nu prea aveţi de muncă, dar e prost plătit.
- Nu, pentru că dacă am timp, fac rost de bani şi ii dau pe bautură. Nu aveţi ceva unde să muncesc toată ziua şi să fiu prost plătit ?
- Îmi pare rău, dar nu aveţi studii superioare.
| | | | Valentin Cirdei
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Ahli (2006)
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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| Elvira Daraban
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Elvira Daraban
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Bahasa Perancis hingga Bahasa Romania
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| ma bucur ca ti-a placut | Apr 20, 2007 |
| | | | Florin Ular
Romania
Local time: 14:06
Bahasa Inggeris hingga Bahasa Romania
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| silvia karen
Perancis
Local time: 13:06
Bahasa Perancis hingga Bahasa Romania
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| Anunţuri autentice | Jul 31, 2007 |
Esti analfabet? Scrie-ne azi si te ajutam pe gratis.
Service Auto. Ridicam si livram masina gratuit. Daca
ne incerci o data, nu mai pleci in alta parte.
Vand caine: mananca orice si ii plac foarte mult
copiii.
Castron pe placul oricarei gospodine cu fund rotund
pentru batere eficienta.
De vanzare: birou de epoca pentru o doamna cu picioare
subtiri si sertare largi.
Prajitor de paine: Un cadou apreci... See more Esti analfabet? Scrie-ne azi si te ajutam pe gratis.
Service Auto. Ridicam si livram masina gratuit. Daca
ne incerci o data, nu mai pleci in alta parte.
Vand caine: mananca orice si ii plac foarte mult
copiii.
Castron pe placul oricarei gospodine cu fund rotund
pentru batere eficienta.
De vanzare: birou de epoca pentru o doamna cu picioare
subtiri si sertare largi.
Prajitor de paine: Un cadou apreciat de intreaga
familie. Arde painea automat.
Masini uzate: De ce sa te duci in alta parte ca sa fii
pacalit? Vino aici.
Cautam un om sa aiba grija de un lot de vaci care nu
fumeaza si nici nu bea.
Vand pat pentru copil cu picioare de fier.
Tanara doamna, draguta, inteligenta, caracter, familie
buna, doreste casatorie cu domn bine situat care sa
aiba si autoturism. Ofertele se vor adresa
subsemnatei, insotite de fotografia autoturismului.
Cautam femeie la fetita in varsta si nefumatoare.
Vand masina de cusut mana si picior.
Vand butelie de aragaz cu reseu si frigider.
Cumpar imbracaminte de dama deosebita si putin
intrebuintata.
Confectionez si incaputez cizme pentru barbati cu
inlocuitori de calitate.
Ofer loc de veci liberabil prin schimb.
Ofer recompensa celor care au spus nevestei lui Paul
Ionescu ca l-au vazut cu o femeie in masina in ziua de
18 Iunie, pe autostrada Bucuresti-Pitesti. Va rog sa
veniti sa depuneti marturie si la tribunal. Paul
Ionescu.
In diverse localuri si pravalii:
Consumati cu incredere supa de pasare vegetariana.
Servim cu frisca clientela bine batuta.
Avem frisca batuta toata ziua.
Nu servim minori sub 18 ani.
Nu servim in stare de ebrietate.
Intr-o croitorie de dama:
Fustele se ridica zilnic intre orele 10.00 si 14.00
Vindem second hand.
Avem ciorapi de femei lungi.
Lenjeria de corp nu se schimba!
Confectionam costume de dama la proba a doua.
Croim rochii pentru dame de lux!
Confectionam posete si genti si cu pielea clientului.
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